I’m a writer.
A proper, human one.
Been doing it, professionally, for 32 years, and you won’t find better.
To the human brain, easy = true. We’re psychologically wired to instinctively trust simple things.
But simple things are hard to create. If it takes you seconds to read and no effort to process, you can be sure it took hours to write. Maybe even days.
Simple is built on understanding, research, planning, thinking, discussion, trial-and-error, experience and practice. Years and years of practice.
When you write about something, yourself, it’s natural to just write about its details. To blurt out all the facts and figures, and assume the reader will come to the right conclusions on their own.
But that’s not how things work. Readers want to read about the stuff that matters to them, not the stuff that matters to you. Benefits, past outcomes, key specs, critical differences, history, social proof, that sort of thing.
So the first step for a writer is understanding the customer, not understanding the offering.
Your reader’s on a journey. Whether it’s a buyer’s journey or journey of understanding, it’s the lens through which they view your words.
It determines the style, structure, level of detail, types of claims, reading level and formatting of your piece.
Every story is part of a bigger story, and I write it that way.
(In fact, I’ll often provide your writing in a wireframe — a sketch that shows how the whole thing fits together. The logical layout of images, calls to action, contact details, headings, paragraphs, text callouts, bulleted lists and so on. Buttons, menus, links and site structure, too, if it’s for a website.)
A single word can make all the difference. So my writing process is painstaking and laborious.
I write, think, read, write, research, think, re-write, read aloud in a radio DJ voice, delete entire passages, re-write, think, read, get grumpy, go for a walk, come back to it with a clear head, and repeat the entire process. Again, and again, and again, until it’s perfect.
In most of life, being a clinically diagnosed perfectionist is a pain in the butt; in writing it’s the key.
What my clients say
The best writer I have met. When it comes to making a bunch of complex points in a single short paragraph, and making it friendly and compelling, Glenn's the best in the business.
John WinningCEO, Winning Group
Glenn has been our go-to guy for copy for 10 years. His work alone has increased our conversion rate by 40%, and he's a great guy to work with too. We'd never want to go elsewhere.
Adam SzmerlingOwner, Bayside Psychotherapy
I've worked with Glenn on a number of web content projects over a number of years. I haven't regretted selecting Glenn as my writer once. I've carried out extensive testing on Glenn's copy and each time, real samples of the target audience find that Glenn's copy flows, is engaging and speaks directly to them. I have also enjoyed reading Glenn's articles that have been published in leading industry publications. I definitely wouldn't hesitate to recommend Glenn.
Tim McQueenDigital Manager, Macquarie University
Glenn was efficient and reliable to work with, to say the least. I felt extremely confident when outsourcing work to him for Toyota – one of our biggest and most important clients. He is extremely organized, dedicated and dependable when working to deadlines, and I have greatly appreciated his constant attention to detail. I would recommend him for any variety of projects, as he is creative and versatile, and he adapts very well to the needs of his clients. He has always walked the extra mile to meet particular needs, and I would be happy to use him again for future projects.
Hayley BrowneToyota Account, HotHouse Interactive Pty Ltd.
I've had the pleasure of working with Glenn on and off on different businesses for over 10+ years. I go to Glenn when I am looking for a great copywriter, not just a good one. You get far more than persuasive, engaging content with the ability to write. You get a well organised and confident business partner that helps his clients meet their goals and asks the hard questions when needed. With his strong business acumen, he researches deeply to become knowledgeable about the intended audience and the language they use daily. He can handle complex business models and comfortably work with companies that don't always have well-defined value propositions without breaking a sweat. Ultimately Glenn has a unique ability to simplify words, get straight to the point and fuse together meaningful content that genuinely adds value. He does all this in a reliable, well organised and professional manner. I'd have no hesitation in recommending Glenn when you really need to kick some big goals and are looking for a top-shelf copywriting partner.
Nathan StewartOwner, nathanstewart.com (marketing consultant for MicroSourcing)
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